Life just keeps gettin' better for me.I've found a new love for hair spray. I haven't owned a bottle of hairspray for years. The last bottle I had dried up, seriously.However, with the recent bang debacle I had to go buy some new hairspray and it took me forever to pick one out, because who knew there could be so many levels of holding power coming out of a can?
Of course I picked the cheapest and so now I'm Mrs. Stiff Bangs! But, DANG! That stuff is really amazing. Why did I ever stop using it? Please give me more. It's like, like, like, my new drug of choice. Hairrrrrrrrsrpaaaaaaaay, mmmmmmmmmm.*****
I took the above photos before the BIG BETTY BANG DEBACLE, because I thought I would look so cute AFTER my haircut. hahahahahahahahahahar! GAH!!!!
Oh, and today my daughter got in the van and said, "Huh. You're starting to get one of those things."
"One of those hangy down things."
She was referring to my NECK SKIN!!!!!
Pardon me, while I go shrivel up in a corner. Oh wait! Never mind, seems I'm shriveling up just fine! GAH!
That's it from here. Now go line up everyone you know and give them a big hug and kiss from me!
Mrs. Turkey Neck Big Bangs Squeaky Bra