Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Presentation is EVERYTHING!

Yesterday was just one of a string of crazy days that I've had something to do besides yell at my boys for spraying pee all over the toilette seat. My name is April, I sit in urine every day.

This morning I got up, made breakfast for my two littles and sat down to type out a sweet little post about how to make fast, simple and delicious appetizers.

I opened my computer to find a HUGE crusty booger stuck to the screen and the letter D key missing. God only knows where the key is and now I have to press really hardddd every time I needdddd the letter D!


I don't know about you, but greeting my computer that way sure didn't make me want to write about food.


So, I will tell you all about this thing later. And, NO it is not an ice cream sundddddday.

22 comments:

annie said...

Are we in the same club? My name is Annie and I sit in urine too. 4 boys under 9 years old will do that to you.

lmerie said...

There is a club?? I don't want to be in it, but threatening to make them sit everytime has not hindered the spray! might as well join a club! hehe

Donna said...

That looks yummy, whatever it is.

Pamelotta said...

Hi! I'm Pam and I regularly sit in urine, too at the hands of my four little sprayers.

What a pain in the keyboard. I have a document always open on my desktop that has the letter o and the numbers 7 and 9 because when my kids poured a glass of water on it, those keys were fried. Good heavens. Children are like a slow burning fire. When they finally grow up and leave, everything you once cherished is a heap of ashes.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Alisa said...

That looks yummy and I spent yesterday cleaning urine. Do I still get to be in the club?

April said...

We should call it the You're In club....get it? Urine, You're In?

Rhea said...

I don't want to join the You're In (groan, April!) Club but I'm forced to. I too sit in pee or stand in pee or stare at pee...all freakin' day.

What's with those boys? The toilet is HUGE compared to those little sprayers. Why, oh, why, can't they make it in?!!

I'm feeling your pain, April.

Marie said...

My name is Marie and I sit in urine also. I swear I am going to force my son to clean it up until he learns to do it right.

Psuedokim said...

My name is Kim, I sit in urine too and I only have a husband. Sad.

Accidental housewife said...

So your saying your a peepee butt?

Oh and i remember the days when my kids would say here mommie and I would hold out my hand for them to wipe a boogie. Yeah good times.

Mama DB said...

yeah, my little pee sprayer also removed 6 keys from my laptop one day. That was a hard day.

Mama Hen said...

Is there an annual due to join the club? I think I am paying my dues everyday though.

Sharon said...

My boys pee sitting down. So while the seat may be pee-free, there usually is something wet right in front of the bowl.

Susan said...

OMG! I laughed so hard I think I broke something vital to my face.

Susan
http://www.raisin-toast.com

Lori R said...

um...yuck. I don't let young males use my bathroom. My daughter has to deal with it though in the kids' bath. But then again, she leaves unspeakable things young men do NOT need to see, so I guess they're working it out amongst themselves.

The Inept Aspirant said...

Cheer up, urine is sterile and can be used to fight infection. If you are ever stranded on a deserted island you would be glad to have your boys around.

The Inept Aspirant said...

Boogers, on the other hand, have no value, unless you are stranded on the deserted island with nothing to eat. Just sayin'.

Crunchy Chicken said...

My boys pee sitting down. Have you ever seen a black light in the bathroom? It's disgusting.

Just because you can pee standing up doesn't mean you should. I can pee standing up, but the aim ain't so good, so I sit down. What's with the cultural nonsense of peeing standing up at home? It's not like you've got a urinal installed.

Okay, I'm yammering. I admit that.

Southern Gal said...

At least they weren't taught to pee standing with hands on the wall behind the toilet while spraying said pee everywhere but in the water. ARG!!

Renee

Jules said...

I'm in, the You're In, or the urine as it were. I have a three year old son. Thankfully I'm married to a real gentleman, "he even takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it". Hee Hee Hee. I thought that was a fitting quote for this subject. Oh, and my son removed all the keys from our laptop...twice. Woot!

Linda said...

Isn't it wonderful that we're all connected by wayward urine? yippee Add to the mix one dog, one cat, and 2 mice that also have issues in the potty department. UGH

And you're right .. presentation IS everything!

LadyFi said...

That letter D key is where the crusty booger came from!

And now I know why you're called April Showers!