If I had a super power; today it would be laser paint eyeballs.
Then I could get my dining room painted. Reload my eyeballs and I'd paint Ellen's furniture. Reload, paint the boys' room. Reload, paint the hall, reload....eh, I dunno, sounds like a lot of work and what if I look like a demon spewing yellow gook out of my face? Never mind.
Hey! I went to an estate sale today. I was totally expecting it to be some dead old ladies crap like most of the sales I go to. But, NO! It was in a MANSION by the GOLF COURSE in a section of town called THE MASTERS for crying out loud! I had to make Levi hold my hand so I wouldn't lose him....that's how stinkin' big the house was. There were two...TWO sets of stairs going down to the basement and two...TWO full kitchens. Good gravy.
Okay, but me, being a bit pessimistic, thinks that if your MANSION that's by the GOLF COURSE in a section of town called THE MASTERS is for sale and you are selling every single item you own in that house, well, me thinks that you maybe should not have been living in a MANSION by the GOLF COURSE in a section of town called THE MASTERS. But, I could be wrong, maybe you just decided to become a minimalist.