Who needs a kiss?

Hey, baby. Let's smooch in the van while waiting for your sister to get out of class.

Otay, buh firs I nee hide behind you sung gwasses. Cuz, you embawass me.

You not pos dees on you bwog, do you?

Oh, no, sweetie, I will respect your privacy just as much as you respect mine when I'm in the bathroom and getting dressed.

Good, din gemme noder kiss woman!