Could you ladies help a poor guy out? I ain't got no money honey. See my Hoover flag? It's wavin' fer help. How 'bout I play ya a lil' tune on me harmony kuh?
Ooooh, we would love that! My goodness yes play us something nice and smooooooth.
Well? Whadya think?
Phbllllbt. I'm not paying for that.