Dear God in Heaven,
Thank you for the exceedingly nice weather you have sent us this August. I really am thankful....but, but, but
Well, you see the nice weather let us open up the house and shut off the A/C and now it's sorta chilly so we shut off the fans too. It's really nice.....but, but, but
It's 4:00 in the freaking morning and one of the roosters has decided to start CROWING!!! Which means the dog has to start BARKING! Throw in a couple of cat fights and that puts me here on the computer writing a personal complaint to You the Almighty Creator of all things farm animalish!
I mean, seriously. Is this a joke? Did I mention I'm not a full blown farmer ....yet? I have no need to get up this early. I really like to sleep. In my bed. At 4:00 in the FREAKING MORNING!!!
Oh Lord, you are a funny God, because as I'm writing this thinking I'm so cool I can complain and get away with it, BOTH OF THE ROOSTERS ARE CROWING THEIR EVER LOVIN' RED BEAKS OFF!!
Okay, I get it. I can not control the actions of my animals. Thanks for the reminder. Now, do you think just maybe you might could turn the volume down a bit?
Thanks and Amen
PS- Would you please miraculously heal my poison ivy before I take the bulb sander to it?