My name is April, I'm married to Clay, a very tall, very funny architect. He's the city boy and I'm the country girl but together we are turning into homesteading weirdos. We have four kids that we are trying our darndest to raise loving God and His creation. To know us is to laugh with us, we laugh a lot. Especially at each other.
I spent the day on a field trip with 60 first graders at a playhouse watching the musical Oliver. I am tired. I am frazzled. I need a large, warm, soothing dessert. Instead I get a Christmas pot luck at church. With kids.
So now you know my frame of mind.
I can't figure out what is on that turkey... a marshmallow???
That's too bad that you've resorted to torture tactics around the household and have started pulling out people's fingernails.
I mean, really. I don't think Rechelle has done anything that bad to deserve this. Except refuse that DivaCup. How will she be able to blog with only 9 functional fingers?
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I think you meant to say "holly crap balls!"
Unless you are trying to start a new, more popular, phrase.
A few of my seasonal favorites are:
"Oh my squash!"
and
"Oh my gourd!"
I spent the day on a field trip with 60 first graders at a playhouse watching the musical Oliver. I am tired. I am frazzled. I need a large, warm, soothing dessert. Instead I get a Christmas pot luck at church. With kids.
So now you know my frame of mind.
I can't figure out what is on that turkey... a marshmallow???
I am soooo confused!
Crunchy, I decided for you and my sister that until the day I die or stop blogging, I'm going to spell Holy as Holly.
and I think I'll start saying, "Oh My Gourd!" because that is my kinda funny.
Cynthia,
60? I'm reallly sorry. I'll explain soon, just hang in there and go enjoy a large plate full of pasta, meatloaf, jello salad and sheet cake.
That's too bad that you've resorted to torture tactics around the household and have started pulling out people's fingernails.
I mean, really. I don't think Rechelle has done anything that bad to deserve this. Except refuse that DivaCup. How will she be able to blog with only 9 functional fingers?
It's a sad, sad time.
Crunchy email me at
aprildphillips at gmail dot com
I have very important information to pass along to you!
Fingernails?
I feel like I am eavesdropping.
I kind of like it.
Holly Molly who nailed that poor turkey?
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